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The international part of our homepage

What to find here ?

Here you will find jokes, stories, idioms of the month or anything else out of our great fundus.

Just have a short look and a lot of fun.


 


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Current research

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies.


FACTS
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



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Idiom of the month

Never in a month of sundays !

(Nie im Leben !!!)


 


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IRISH PHILOSOPHIE

There are only two things to worry about
Either you are well or you are sick.
IF YOU ARE WELL,
Then there is nothing to worry about.
IF YOU ARE SICK,
There are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
IF YO GET WELL,
There is nothing to worry about.
IF YOU DIE,
There are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
IF YOU GO TO HEAVEN,
There is nothing to worry about.
BUT IF YOU GO TO HELL,
You’ll be so damn busy shaking hands
With your friends.
You won’t have time to worry!!



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